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Eftersom ännu en av mina s.k vänner överger mig för varmare klimat och antagligen för att slippa mig, så tänkte jag att ge ett smakprov på hur en konversation mellan ett svenskt innebandy-proffs och en asiat angående innebandy skulle gå:

Asiat: So what do you do, miss?
Svensk: Well, I'm a professional inside-bandy player
Asiat: Excuse me, what was that, miss?
Svensk: Inside-bandy.
Asiat:...
Svensk: It's like bandy, but inside on a carpet.
Asiat:...
Svensk: We have sargs also
Asiat: Sars?
Svensk: No, sargs. They are on the border of the carpet to protect the balls of going out
Asiat:...
Svensk: Have you ever seen hockey?
Asiat: No, miss.
Svensk:...
Asiat:...
Svensk: Well, you know those yellow sunglasses who only asians can put on without a feeling of embarrasment?
Asiat: Yes
Svensk: Then you might know the sport in which is it legio to wear such sunglasses
Asiat: AAAAAAAH, know I see miss. Bowling!
Svensk: *suck*